This is one of Rhianna, Sam and Harry's favourite stories: On his way home from work Terry had been to pick up his new phone. He came home opened up the packaging with excitement, he liked to have the latest and most current items. It had cost a small fortune so "had" to be good. After a little while playing with the buttons and not really getting to grips with it he started to get frustrated. That frustration soon turned to anger! The air turned blue as it so often did with Terry and the poor unsuspecting phone was having abuse hurled at it! We all steered clear as he screamed and shouted and swore at the phone! All of a sudden he stopped! Stood up from the chair, went quietly into the kitchen and placed the phone onto the chopping board. He then slowly walked down to the garage and came back with a hammer!! He then proceeded to smash the brand new phone to pieces with the hammer, and then went and sat back on the chair!!!!